Picture Show: Open Relationship

"Hey honey, I have an idea..."

"What if we opened our marriage?"

"But with people we haven't slept with before. That way it's new for both of us!"

"Who did you have in mind?"

"Hmmmm.. How about--"

"Enrico the pool boy?"

"Or Dane from work, who always hits on me at office parties..."

"or the local public high school mascot..."

"or that Bavarian fella who lives on the tallest mountaintop..."

"or perhaps the exhumed corpse of Millard Fillmore?"

"Oh honey, why aren't you saying anything?"

"I'm waiting for you to name someone I haven't knocked boots with!"